Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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