...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I pour the whiskey from now on
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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