all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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