i don't like sucking hair
it wasn't lemon gatorade
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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