I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You pole danced in your parka.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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