So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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