dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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