So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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