Pappa wants mamma naked
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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