No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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