no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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