Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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