She went from zero to smokin in five shots
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just googled if crying burns calories
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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