Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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