Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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