omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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