I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
