Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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