Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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