I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
