you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
