barbara walters just said penis...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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