idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights