Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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