dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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