Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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