just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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