Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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