so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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