There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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