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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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