They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
