My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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