ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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