Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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