do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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