we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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