I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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