No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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