Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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