I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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