Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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