talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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