"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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