omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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