i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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