i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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