i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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