U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
