she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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