He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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