I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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