The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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