I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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