Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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