I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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