she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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