Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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